||[Dec. 5th, 2005|01:54 am]
Go to the music player of your choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and press play. Use the song titles as your answers. NO CHEATING!
How does the world see me?
Artist: Boards of Canada
Comments: Smooth, Slow, Trippy, and Soothing...hahah
Will I have a happy life?
Song: Piano Man (Unreleased Version LIVE)
Artist/Album: Billy Joel
Comments: Well, if it's anything like a crazy live show with tons of crazy fans...maybe? I dunno if i'd like people chanting what i'm trying to sing all the time. It'd get creepy. Or narcisstic.
What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Golden Summers
Artist: Ben Folds
Comments: Kinda sad and nostalgic. Perhaps reminiscent of friends from the valley and how I really don't get to see them much.
Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: The Stranger
Artist: Billy Joel
Comments: Ok, that's kinda weird...two Billy Joels..however, the stranger is a sexy cool song...haha
How can I make myself happy?
Song: Where Do We Go From Here
Comments: Sexy Electronic, mm. The sexual lyrics of this song make it quite clear how I become happified.
What should I do with my life?
Song: Since I've Been Loving You
Artist: Led Zepplin
Comments: Apparently, I should stick with what I do now. No problem.
Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: On My Way
Artist: String Cheese Incident
Comments: Sort of an ambivalent answer there. How like life.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: Take It Outside
Artist: Barenaked Ladies
Comments: 'Nuff said. Hah.
Will I ever have children?
Song: Sean's Song
Artist: Jacob Fred Jazz Oddesy
Comments: The song seems to indicate (instrumentally) that I should just chill out and not worry about that. Or name my first kid sean. A girl named Sean would be funny.
Will I die happy?
Song: Lawn Boy
Comments: Hah. Grave-Fertilizer-Lawn correlations aside...hah...I'll die of olfactory hues...but that doesn't sound so bad.
What is some good advice for me?
Song: Ten Dollar High
Comments: Wow, if that's not the polar antithesis to "Just Say No."
What is happiness?
Song: Love Her Madly
Artist: The Doors
Comments: How appropo. The Doors definitely knew true happiness. Til their meal ticket OD'd. Hehe.
What is my favorite fetish?
Song: Looking Up
Comments: That's kinda creepy sounding. But the song is awesome.
How will I be remembered?
Song: Barroom Heroes
Artist: Dropkick Murhpys
Comments: Hell yeah.